Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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