don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i out mim tonsoeep
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