in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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