if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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