What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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