I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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