ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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