I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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