I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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