I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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