i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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