I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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