You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he laminated a picture of his dick.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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