and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
