I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
foreskin is a definite game changer
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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