After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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