im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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