We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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