If i come over, it means nothing
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
