no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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