Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
PANTIES FOUND
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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