I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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