Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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