Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think I just sharted jello shots
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