After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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