I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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