OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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