After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
