my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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