we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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