508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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