i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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