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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My pussy is not your playground.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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