you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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