Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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