talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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