Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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