When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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