the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
