I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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