i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Alive.
So much puke
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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