Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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