Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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