Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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