U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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