She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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