Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
