Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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