I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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