Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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