I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude i'm inner monologue high
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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