The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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